Two truths and a Lie

Have you ever played that game in youth group, or class or something where everybody has to say three things about themselves, but only two of them are true? I was also so good at that game, at least in college when everybody who was playing hadn't known me since birth. I always had a great time guessing everybody else's lies, too.. I was not nearly as good at it as I wanted to be, though. Rats.

So anyway, I stumbled across this little link up of Kiki's and was basically like, "um heck yeah I wanna play!"

So here are three things about me. You figure out which one isn't true. 

1.) I once held a job as a telemarketer. 

2.) I have eaten fertilized, partially matured duck eggs.

3.) I can dislocate my shoulders. 

Let me know your guess in the comments, and I'll post the answer in a blog next week! Bonus points if you put your own "Two truths and a lie" in the comment.