Full disclosure: I got this awesome idea from the one and only Miss Kaylee. I am not cool enough to come up with stuff like this on my own.
I've always been a talker. As basically anyone who knows me well could tell you, I tend to process things best when I talk them out. Over the years, my inner monologue, and thus what I end up saying, has evolved considerably, and I often catch myself saying things that I never thought I would say.
A few examples...
I don't care if it's only 7:30pm, I'm tired, and I want to go to bed.
Um, no thanks, I don't really want to go out to dinner tonight.
Good grief, I have to shower again? I JUST DID IT YESTERDAY.
Well, I don't have my planner in front of me right now, so I honestly have no idea if I'm free at that time.
Mornings are my least favorite thing. (Just kidding, that's not new, that's been around forever. Haha.)
Flossing is seriously like, my favorite thing.
Good grief, can't people write songs about anything other than sex anymore?
I wish my dad was here. (That's not a new thing either, if we're being honest. But it is something I say every day.)
No, I really don't want any candy.
Except those Three Musketeers bars in the cupboard aren't going to eat themselves.
I should definitely work out today.
I definitely didn't work out today. I'm such a failure.
Ugh, I hate grocery shopping. Can't we pay somebody to do that for us??
Are you kidding me? No, I'm not paying that much for that. Absolutely not.
*sigh* I wish I had more money.
Good grief, I have absolutely no sense of style whatsoever. I am such an embarrassment to myself every time I leave the house.
I love technology, but seriously, it's really kind of a pain in the ass.
WHY DO HIGH HEELS HAVE TO BE A THING???
Ugh, I'm so old. All my bones hurt.
It's going to rain today. I can feel it in my bones. (Side note: I'm right on that front about 95% of the time.)
Well, if I already ate dinner, then that means my day is basically over, so I can go fall asleep now, right?
What do you say every day as an adult that you didn't really see coming??