Am I the only one...
....who doesn't really like peonies?
...who has absolutely zero qualms about posting on Instagram more than once a day?
...who isn't on some type of specific diet/workout/diet drink plan?
...who notices the complete narcissism of that is the hallmark of a lot of the "bigger" bloggers, and is kind of sick of it?*
...whose house is generally a mess?
...who really, truly, abhors one-word text messages?
...who drinks Kick Starts like they're getting paid to do it? (Seriously, Mountain Dew, if you need an ambassador...look my way, please).
...who spends pretty much all of their free time hanging out with the toddlers next door, because they don't really have any friends to hang out with in real life? (I feel somewhat obligated to mention here that the reason I don't have any friends is not because I'm a socially awkward freak [though that is true], it's because I work from home, and therefore never have an occasion to meet anyone.)
...who really enjoys cooking, but hates cooking for only one, so usually just skips it?
...who can't ever just park in the garage like a normal person, but has to park, and then run behind the car to make sure that they drove in far enough to close the garage door without hitting the car?
...who flat out refuses to participate in #ootd posts, and also secretly finds them kind of silly?
...who has never watched "Orange is the New Black"?
...who is totally and completely sick of Facebook?
What else? Is there anything that you think/do that makes you think you're the only person in all of the land who does it??
* Yes, I realize that blogging in and of itself is somewhat narcissistic, no matter what the size. The people I'm talking about here are people who, by their writing, make it look (at least to me) that they write for no other reason than to gain page views/followers.