…will I not think that Mountain Dew Kick Starts are basically the best thing since sliced bread.
…will I be convinced that Obamacare was/is in any way a good idea.
…will I want to own a station wagon or minivan.
…will I be able to smell the spine of a book – the paper, the glue, the ink – and not getting a little thrill of delight at the smell and the wonder of what the book’s pages hold.
…will I get tired of watching Pitch Perfect.
...will I become a professional actor or singer, much to my everlasting disappointment.
…will I not absolutely love spending time with my dad.
…will I think that taking a walk is a bad idea.
…do I think I will I be able to keep up with Twitter. Seriously, it’s like a damn tornado every time I look at it. #holycowthingskeephappeningandihavenoideawhatisgoingon
...will I not have a somewhat embarrassing love for Lil’ Mama’s
completely ridiculous awesome music.