Never, ever, ever, nope not ever.

…will I not think that Mountain Dew Kick Starts are basically the best thing since sliced bread.

…will I be convinced that Obamacare was/is in any way a good idea.

…will I want to own a station wagon or minivan.

…will I be able to smell the spine of a book – the paper, the glue, the ink – and not getting a little thrill of delight at the smell and the wonder of what the book’s pages hold.

…will I get tired of watching Pitch Perfect.

...will I become a professional actor or singer, much to my everlasting disappointment.

…will I not absolutely love spending time with my dad.

…will I think that taking a walk is a bad idea.

…do I think I will I be able to keep up with Twitter. Seriously, it’s like a damn tornado every time I look at it. #holycowthingskeephappeningandihavenoideawhatisgoingon

...will I not have a somewhat embarrassing love for Lil’ Mama’s completely ridiculous awesome music.